Captain Jack Sparrow – Why is the Rum gone?
Cappy Dick – Cartoon from the Sunday Star Ledger, usually included projects for kids to do, like “pick up pebbles with your toes and put them in a pile.” Probably a closet drunk.
Captain Morgan – Fuel for frat parties. Major ingredient in crappy summer drinks. Truly a vile tasting liquid.
Captain America – The dorkiest of the Comic Superheroes, but I do not read comic books.
Captain Xenu – The Demon of Scientology, nightmare fuel for Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
Captain Beefheart – The Delta Blues after being drenched in Acid. Trout Mask Replica is a bit overrated. Go with Mirror Man, or better yet, try Safe As Milk.
Captain’s Reserve Imperial IPA – Loads of hops as soon as you pop the cap off the bottle. Burnt orange in color and crystal clear, with a minimal head. This beer punches you in the mouth with flavor, and that is a good thing. Very hoppy flavor, with a nice malt balance. This is a complex beer, very enjoyable, and at less than four bucks for the bottle, something of a bargain. 8.5/10