Captain Lawrence Captain’s Reserve Imperial IPA

Some Captains of Note:

Captain Jack Sparrow – Why is the Rum gone?

Cappy Dick – Cartoon from the Sunday Star Ledger, usually included projects for kids to do, like “pick up pebbles with your toes and put them in a pile.”  Probably a closet drunk.

Captain Morgan –  Fuel for frat parties.  Major ingredient in crappy summer drinks. Truly a vile tasting liquid.

Captain America – The dorkiest of the Comic Superheroes, but I do not read comic books.

Captain Xenu – The Demon of Scientology, nightmare fuel for Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

Captain Beefheart – The Delta Blues after being drenched in Acid.  Trout Mask Replica is a bit overrated.  Go with Mirror Man, or better yet, try Safe As Milk.

Captain’s Reserve Imperial IPA – Loads of hops as soon as you pop the cap off the bottle.  Burnt orange in color and crystal clear, with a minimal head.  This beer punches you in the mouth with flavor, and that is a good thing.  Very hoppy flavor, with a nice malt balance.  This is a complex beer, very enjoyable, and at less than four bucks for the bottle, something of a bargain.  8.5/10

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