Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!

I wanted to participate in ‘Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!’ but I cannot draw.  After hemming and hawing, and seriously considering enlisting the aid of a certain friend to draw something for me, I decided to exercise my free speech rights by making a collage out of found objects and photographing the result.  The turban is my dish towel, which wiped up bacon grease this morning.  The glasses are US Military Aviator glasses.  The beard is my dirty underwear.

Mohammed, made from a dirty dishrag, US Aviator Sunglasses, and my stinky underwear

I stand with Keith Richards, and join the following proclamation:  “I say to Osama and the boys, ‘Bring it on, evaporate me.’ If it gets to the stage where these guys are dictating if we rock or not, then forget about it.”